Return Of The Troops From Egypt: 1. Lady Gushington 'I Have Been So Longing For A Ti?Te-Ia-Ti?Te. I Have Heard You Have Done The Most Heroic Things. Do Tell Me All, From The Beginning'; 2. 'Tim, The Saxon Would Have Looked Mane An' He Hadn'T Been There.' 'Thrue For Ye.'; 3. 'Their Complexions Look Hawful, I Think, Mr. Plush. Hothers May Think So Or Not.' ' Ya-As, Barton, They Do Look Rather Rough, A Trifle Coarse, You Know.'; 4. Splendid Misery: 'General Fitzfague May Be An Excellent Man. I Don'T Say He Is Not, 'Eaven Forbid But We Know If The Gallant Officer, Who Honours Us By Accepting Our Humble Hospitality, A-A-And The Sword Which We Flatter -A-A- Had Not Been There, The Right Man In The Right Place -A-A- Events Might Have Been Different.'; 5. 'My Son.'; 6. 'England Expected Every Man To Do His Duty, And, Of Course, Was Not Disappointed.'; 7. 'I Think Hegypt'S Made 'Im Look More 'Andsome.' 'Yes, And More 'Aughty.'; 8. 'Noo, I Winder Whether Sir Garnet Really Likes Cauld Tea Better Than This?'