New Orders For Spivs - Rules And Regulations On Sale For Fourpence. A person who might be called the Grandest Spiv of All was seen in Fleet Street, London this morning, selling membership cards for Spivs and rules and regulations for Spivs at fourpence each. Calling himself Al Spivoni (Spiv No. 1), his rules and regulations make amusing reading as some of the following examples show: All Spivs must have well-padded shoulders; The best dressed Spivs have both hands in pockets (other people's); Spivs must smoke at least 40 fags per day (but only buy 10); All Spivs must say "Yes" when asked to have a beer (if the other bloke pays); Spivs must keep to Controlled prices, fags when scarce 4d each, peaches 1/9 each or three for10/6, bananas 4.5d per inch. After several more amusing rules the list finishes with a paragraph telling Spivs to get the Labour Government out at the next election. "Vote for the Spivs, let's have a Spiv government." Photo shows: Al Spivoni (Spiv No. 1) selling the membership cards and rules and regulations for Spivs in Fleet Street today. London, England. 17 October 1947.