Drunk refuses temperance tract from a benevolent lady, unaware that her sizzled target was actually the author of the aforementioned words of wisdom - wonderfully ironic cartoon by Phil May. Benevolent Lady (distributing tract to inebriate, who has refused to accept one) - "Do take one. If you read it, it ill do you good." Drunk (pulling himself together) - "Madam, I writes 'em." !!!